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My Date with a Weeki Wachee Mermaid(s)

This entry is part 1 of 21 in the series: Bert's Eye View The curtain rises slowly to reveal the spring and show set. The water is crystal...

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The Ideal Woman: One Man’s Perspective

This entry is part 2 of 21 in the series: Bert's Eye View Julie asked me recently to write about what I think a man looks for in a woman....

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The Male Psyche: Trying To Not Be a Dick

This entry is part 3 of 21 in the series: Bert's Eye View So, after some serious introspection I’m beginning to figure out a few things...

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A Conversation with Jeanette Collins and Peter Onorati

This entry is part 4 of 21 in the series: Bert's Eye View PETER ONORATI is a face you will recognize in both Film & TV. With well over...

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9 Things That Make a Guy Good Enough for My Daughter

This entry is part 5 of 21 in the series: Bert's Eye View I’ve been hesitant to write this, because I didn’t want to piss off my baby...

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A Trip Through the Lone Star State

This entry is part 6 of 21 in the series: Bert's Eye View My recent trip to my friend Connie’s ranch in Blanco, Texas was quite the...

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Male confessions: When Your Penis Does the Thinking for You…

This entry is part 7 of 21 in the series: Bert's Eye View Information About Guys … I had a call from an old friend I used to run with...

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Things I learned in 2014 and some resolutions for 2015

This entry is part 8 of 21 in the series: Bert's Eye View 2014 was a humbling experience for me in a lot of ways. I thought I was getting...

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20 Life Lessons from Your Best Buddy

This entry is part 9 of 21 in the series: Bert's Eye View Most of these little pearls of wisdom come from my wild and sordid youth. I will...

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Cooking for a crowd

This entry is part 10 of 21 in the series: Bert's Eye View So: I just returned from my second assignment on board a steamship in the Great...

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There’s a reason you should never do these 7 things

This entry is part 11 of 21 in the series: Bert's Eye View People are funny–meaning strange and unexplainable. I go through life and...

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Spooky stuff: Bella Vista Lodge, Dominical, Costa Rica

This entry is part 12 of 21 in the series: Bert's Eye View For three idyllic years, from 2010 through 2013, I was the proprietor of Bella...

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I Got Itchy Feet, So I’m on a Steamship

This entry is part 13 of 21 in the series: Bert's Eye View   Moving back to your hometown is like kissing your sister. While the west...

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Common Sense, National Pride, and a Pinch of Compassion: Isn’t it that simple?

This entry is part 14 of 21 in the series: Bert's Eye View Six months ago I moved back to the U.S. after living in Central America for...

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The Ultimate Renaissance Man: Christophe Gstalder

This entry is part 15 of 21 in the series: Bert's Eye View We have few opportunities in our lives to meet people who are bigger than...

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Defining Moments on Being a Father

This entry is part 16 of 21 in the series: Bert's Eye View I’m fortunate enough to call myself Father to two kids. I’m sure at times,...

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Babes in Borneo: The Search for Mary

This entry is part 17 of 21 in the series: Bert's Eye View This is the story of a group of wild women I am fortunate enough to call...

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Interview: Xaviera Hollander, the Happy Hooker

This entry is part 18 of 21 in the series: Bert's Eye View Xaviera Hollander is a truly fascinating woman. She was born in Indonesia, of...

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The Pissing Contest: Step by Step

This entry is part 19 of 21 in the series: Bert's Eye View Installation #1: Explaining the male psyche You’ve heard the term Pissing...

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Gifts that Guys REALLY Want

This entry is part 20 of 21 in the series: Bert's Eye View Today I’d like to give you all a heads up on the kinds of things most males...

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The Sophisticated Traveler Costa Rica Style

This entry is part 21 of 21 in the series: Bert's Eye View Trends in international travel are changing, drastically.  I experienced...

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