Humanity: Raw & Unfiltered
2014 was a humbling experience for me in a lot of ways. I thought I was getting close to having things figured out, but, not so. I remember vividly looking in the mirror New Year’s Eve when I was 25 years old and thinking, “Wow. I kinda thought I’d have Read more
I remember when I was little, New Year’s Eve was something to look forward to. My mother made it fun. She baked pigs in a blanket and put out bowls of chips and dip. We kept the TV on New Year’s Rockin’ Eve with Dick Clark and got to stay Read more
When I troll the Internet out of sheer boredom, it’s not uncommon for me to stop and analyze one of those relationship advice articles. Thankfully, I’m not looking for advice on my relationship – I’m perfectly happy and content to be married to my crazy cat lady wife. Instead, I’m looking for an opportunity to antagonize and Read more
Are you hot today or a hot mess? We all want to look beautiful, and we spend tons of time and, let’s face it, money on our appearances. Ladies, you know … shoes, facials, creams, hair color, manicures … and the list goes on. But, don’t forget, one of the surest Read more
*This article is not related to any brothel; legal or otherwise. And get your minds out of the gutter. When the word ‘pussy’ is mentioned, it’s referring to a cat. Yes, it’s true. With the menagerie of cats living at our house, my wife and I have officially named our home Read more
When I was 11 years old, I bought a red journal that was covered with little Teddy Bears. It had a gold lock and a single gold key. My mom bought it for me, on a rainy Sunday on the corner of Barclay Street at Hallmark. Right across from the Read more
Most of these little pearls of wisdom come from my wild and sordid youth. I will be updating as I recall more. If even one person is saved any heartache and pain I will feel like I have been of service. When peeing over a balcony, be sure to check Read more
