my seven dear friends told me
what happened while I was sleeping
apparently a man disguised as a prince
tried to kiss me!
must have been some audacious explorer
thank god my friends woke me up in time
needless to say, he got what he deserved
he won’t be doing much kissing
anytime soon, or ever!
a little about my friends, they’ve often
been mistaken for dwarves
I don’t blame you if you thought the same–
not many have heard of pygmies
those poor souls have been oppressed, enslaved
and even eaten throughout history!
by sick creatures who think their flesh
have magical properties, barbarians!
but I love my pygmy friends
they made me feel like one of them
never questioned my lisp or stutter
never stared at my walk (I limp a little)
but most of all they never doubted
I was human just like them
you see, I have this congenital disorder
that colors my skin white, some say, like snow