You Might Be Bat Shit Crazy If ….

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Photo Credit: Scarygami via Compfight cc

I know, we all see it happening, all around us. People are turning batshit crazy left and right. I’m not sure what it is. Is it the internet? The way people post their random musings and we all go.. What? Or is it that people are just becoming batshit crazy all on their own? Either way, here are a few of my favorite ways of telling if the person you’re dealing with might be batshit crazy.

  1. You might be batshit crazy if you decide to drive down the wrong side of the road for shits and giggles.
  2. You might be batshit crazy if more animals live in your house than people.
  3. You might be batshit crazy if you’re over 30 and in a serious relationship, but still feel the need to post selfies ALL DAY LONG.
  4. You might be batshit crazy if you are surprised to learn the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park aren’t real.
  5. You might be batshit crazy if you are always finding yourself out to dinner with friends, but conveniently forget your wallet.
  6. You might be batshit crazy if you think lying is a sport.
  7. You might be batshit crazy if you use your mom’s voice when talking to yourself.
  8. You might be batshit crazy if you think it’s cool to wear clothes that even your daughter thinks are too young for her.
  9. You might be batshit crazy if you think the elevator is the coolest ride at the theme park
  10. You might be batshit crazy if you make plans and always cancel.
  11. You might be batshit crazy if you think stalking your boyfriend’s house is a fun night out.
  12. You might be batshit crazy if you always play the victim, when in reality … you aren’t.
  13. You might be batshit crazy if you think your teenage child should always be by your side … even on dates.
  14. You might be batshit crazy if you preach forgiveness and happiness, but are the first one to attack.
  15. You might be batshit crazy if you think people even care what you’re thinking 24/7. (We don’t … we really, really don’t.)

I hope that helps sort out the batshit crazies in your life. Remember, once they get in … they are impossible to get out.

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SA Smith

SA Smith has always loved the magical life. She is the bestselling Amazon author of FOREVER, her four part young adult paranormal romance series. She is an advocate for women of all shapes and sizes. Believing that we are all enough just as we are, and needing to spread that word far and wide. Having been diagnosed with CRPS over 12 years ago, SA also uses her writing to increase social awareness of the disease. Writing is her passion. She often tells friends that writing is a journey for her. It’s like spending time with friends. "I just follow my characters along on their adventures, like a fly on the wall, and see where they take me." SA currently lives in Florida with her best friend/husband and their one son.

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